The average fella size christmas Willie warmer five inches, novelty gift, gag gift, dick warmer, penis sweater, joke gift

$18.00


This is an average fella willie warmer Christmas style. A whole new meaning to here comes Santa. Have you tried a willie warmer? Looking for a way to keep your willie warm? Try one of these bad boys! I make them with soft acrylic yarn.

Very important! This is the flaccid size.
This has about a 5 inch shaft. These are made at the time of order. If you need the shaft length adjusted, let me know in the order notes when you order. Exact color and appearance may vary as each one is handmade by me.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Privacy policy

I will only use your shipping and billing address, and contact information

  • To communicate with you about your order
  • To fulfill your order
  • For legal reasons (like paying taxes)

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

Yes. I have many options already available. If you want something you don't see, just ask and I'll see what I can do to accommodate you.

Wholesale availability

Yes. There is a $300 minimum order requirement.

Gift wrapping and packaging

All items are currently wrapped in organza bags prior to shipping. I will occasionally gift wrap in paper for an additional fee.

RUSH orders

There is a $5 fee to bump your order ahead of other orders.

Willie warmer sizing

NO, I do not need to SEE photos to size them.

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