Greeting card, note addition to orders, anonymous notes, birthday notes, mature content, christmas note, anniversary note, divorce note


If you would like me to send a message on a card made with publisher, please add this listing to your order and include your message in the order comments.

For example: "Happy Birthday", "Happy Anniversary", "Happy Divorce Day". Keep it nice and pleasant.

If you are sending items anonymously, this is great for you! I do not reveal my buyers information but it's always nice to send dicks to people with some sort of note. Plus it will probably cut down on the "Umm why did I get this?" phone calls from the recipients.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Privacy policy

I will only use your shipping and billing address, and contact information

  • To communicate with you about your order
  • To fulfill your order
  • For legal reasons (like paying taxes)

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

Yes. I have many options already available. If you want something you don't see, just ask and I'll see what I can do to accommodate you.

Wholesale availability

Yes. There is a $300 minimum order requirement.

Gift wrapping and packaging

All items are currently wrapped in organza bags prior to shipping. I will occasionally gift wrap in paper for an additional fee.

RUSH orders

There is a $5 fee to bump your order ahead of other orders.

Willie warmer sizing

NO, I do not need to SEE photos to size them.

Legal imprint