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Buy 2 items and get 15% off your order

This penis shaped soap now has a rope option! Who doesn't love dick on a rope.

This large veiny penis shaped soap is approximately 5 1/2-6 inches tall and weighs about 6-6.5 ounces.

The color in the picture is more pink in person. If you chose the pink option, that is as Caucasian as it gets. If you order white, you will literally get a white penis, not a Caucasian penis.

Comes in an organza bag, which is great for gifting. For the love of Pete....EXTERNAL USE ONLY!

If you choose custom color and do not leave your custom color request in your notes, you will get one of my choosing.

Add a note card to your order here

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Privacy policy

I will only use your shipping and billing address, and contact information

  • To communicate with you about your order
  • To fulfill your order
  • For legal reasons (like paying taxes)

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

Yes. I have many options already available. If you want something you don't see, just ask and I'll see what I can do to accommodate you.

Wholesale availability

Yes. There is a $300 minimum order requirement.

Gift wrapping and packaging

All items are currently wrapped in organza bags prior to shipping. I will occasionally gift wrap in paper for an additional fee.

RUSH orders

There is a $5 fee to bump your order ahead of other orders.

Willie warmer sizing

NO, I do not need to SEE photos to size them.

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