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Buy 2 items and get 15% off your order

This extra large penis shaped soap now has a rope option! Who doesn't love dick on a rope.

This extra large veiny penis shaped soap is approximately 7 inches tall and weighs about 8 ounces.

If you chose the pink option, that is as Caucasian as it gets. If you order white, you will literally get a white penis, not a Caucasian penis.

Comes in an organza bag, which is great for gifting. For the love of Pete....EXTERNAL USE ONLY!

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Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Privacy policy

I will only use your shipping and billing address, and contact information

  • To communicate with you about your order
  • To fulfill your order
  • For legal reasons (like paying taxes)

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

Yes. I have many options already available. If you want something you don't see, just ask and I'll see what I can do to accommodate you.

Wholesale availability

Yes. There is a $300 minimum order requirement.

Gift wrapping and packaging

All items are currently wrapped in organza bags prior to shipping. I will occasionally gift wrap in paper for an additional fee.

RUSH orders

There is a $5 fee to bump your order ahead of other orders.

Willie warmer sizing

NO, I do not need to SEE photos to size them.

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