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Have you tried a willie warmer? Looking for a way to keep your willie warm? Try one of these bad boys! I make them with soft acrylic yarn. Let me know if you have piercings that may catch and we'll go for a less fuzzy yarn. Want a color not listed? Message me with a request.

Very important! These are the flaccid sizes!
Teeny Peenie has about a 3 inch shaft
Average Fella has about a 4 1/2 inch shaft
Python Pants has about a 6 inch shaft.
Porn Dick has about an 8 inch shaft (no one likes that surprise).
The Tripod has about a 12 inch shaft (hell to the no)

If you need a biggier size (OUCH) or smaller (my sympathies), let me know when you order.

If you are looking for a larger quantity than I have listed, convo me for a custom listing.

These can also be helpful when undergoing gender reassignment surgery (female to male). This can help hold the testicular implants in place while you heal from surgery.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Privacy policy

I will only use your shipping and billing address, and contact information

  • To communicate with you about your order
  • To fulfill your order
  • For legal reasons (like paying taxes)

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

Yes. I have many options already available. If you want something you don't see, just ask and I'll see what I can do to accommodate you.

Wholesale availability

Yes. There is a $300 minimum order requirement.

Gift wrapping and packaging

All items are currently wrapped in organza bags prior to shipping. I will occasionally gift wrap in paper for an additional fee.

RUSH orders

There is a $5 fee to bump your order ahead of other orders.

Willie warmer sizing

NO, I do not need to SEE photos to size them.

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