Premature ejaculation Penis shaped soap with Suction cups and veins average, bachelorette party, bachelor, white elephant gift, dick soap

$9.50




This penis shaped soap has a suction cup and looks like he had a happy ending! Who doesn't love dick soap on a suction cup. This listing is for the suction cup version with jizz only.

PLEASE NOTE: This penis shaped soap is approximately 4 1/2-5 inches tall and weighs about 4 ounces. For the love of Pete...external use only! The color in the picture is more pink in person. If you chose the pink option, that is as Caucasian as it gets. If you order white, you will literally get a white penis, not a Caucasian penis. The jizz also will not show up well.

IT IS 4.5-5 INCHES TALL. This measures from the bottom to the top. It is not the gripping area of the shaft. If you are looking for a good stroker, get the next size up. Link below.

A must have item for bachelor and bachelorette parties, white elephant gifts, birthdays and more!

Each comes in an organza bag, great for gifting.

If you're looking for a slightly bigger version, BIGGER THAN 4.5-5 INCHES, then order this fella https://www.etsy.com/listing/470926274/penis-shaped-soap-suction-cup-veins?ref=related-2

Want a specific scent? Send me a convo prior to order and I'll see what I can do. The color will vary from that shown.

Have I mentioned that this is 4-1/2 to 5 inches tall?

Add a note card to your order here https://www.etsy.com/listing/487919895/greeting-card-note-addition-to-orders?ref=shop_home_active_1

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Privacy policy

I will only use your shipping and billing address, and contact information

  • To communicate with you about your order
  • To fulfill your order
  • For legal reasons (like paying taxes)

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

Yes. I have many options already available. If you want something you don't see, just ask and I'll see what I can do to accommodate you.

Wholesale availability

Yes. There is a $300 minimum order requirement.

Gift wrapping and packaging

All items are currently wrapped in organza bags prior to shipping. I will occasionally gift wrap in paper for an additional fee.

RUSH orders

There is a $5 fee to bump your order ahead of other orders.

Willie warmer sizing

NO, I do not need to SEE photos to size them.

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